He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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