He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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