I can text with my tongue
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Randomize
