you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
whose parrot is this?
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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