I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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