The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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