this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
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