Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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