Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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