The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
She has the best kind of daddy issues
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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