We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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