Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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