I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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