I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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