You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Randomize
