im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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