Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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