But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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