People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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