the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
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