I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
As shirtless as possible
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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