Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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