i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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