Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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