I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
well you can't waste a boner
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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