she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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