Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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