Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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