oh god the rape fog is back!
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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