i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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