You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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