Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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