she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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