I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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