operation harelip BJ is a go
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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