My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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