we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Randomize
