Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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