dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Randomize
