No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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