he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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