I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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