Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Randomize
