Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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