she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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