I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
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