it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
how can u be prego again
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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