ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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