The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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