we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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