Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Randomize
