so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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