Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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