i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
a search helicopter?!
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm šš»š
We are so blessed
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying āIM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND ITāS CHRISTMAS EEEEEVEā
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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