it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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