You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Randomize