FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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